Monday, February 3, 2025

From Squirrels to Sandwiches: DOGE Trims the Wasteful Wallet

In the land of DOGE, where the savings grow, 
There is a curious tale of waste, you should know! 

The Deep State once had a frivolous spree, 
Spending on studies, so ridiculous you see!

It was a way to hide money and shift it to their friends, 
DOGE saw through this and it was time for it to end.

There was a Squirrel Census, yes that's right! 
Counting each fuzzy tail, from morning till night.  

But DOGE stepped in, with a shake of the head, 
"No more counting squirrels," they firmly said.

Next, was carving butter, paying for sculptures so grand, 
But DOGE found this waste and not for DOGE land. 

Presidential hair, yes they studied with care, 
But DOGE said, "Enough! No more locks to compare!" 

They debated the sandwich, what could it be? 
A sandwich is simple and with little common sense you can agree.

Uneven sidewalks? Who cares if they aren't flat? 
We know this stupid study just grew the Deep State pocket's fat!

DOGE has stopped this money laundering spree, 
And in the Deep State's wallet, tax payer money will no longer will be!

Have a Great Monday Folks!  

Much Love, Lynn 

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3 comments:

The enlightened one said...

This reminds me of an incident a while back when the Swedish government was going through all authorities, trying to cut costs... And they found organisations paid by taxes that no one even knew they existed before.

The enlightened one said...

Btw, I think it's a bit funny how they created the "US doge services" by renaming the Obama-instituted "US digital services"!

It's interesting to note as well that Musk has opposed Trump's AI initiative, something which has caused tensions between him and the Trump administration.

Lynn White, Focus Sessions said...

I find it all interesting as well. It is an interesting time to be alive, that's for sure!