You Might Be a Democrat If...

I came across a Jeff Foxworthy post the other day, and it inspired me to start off your morning  with some comic relief.  Enjoy!

You Might Be a Democrat If...   

• You dislike Trump so much that you can’t stand and cheer for a young boy battling cancer during the President's Address to Congress (unless he would have been wearing a “Biden 2020” cap.)
• You support women’s rights, but fight to allow biological men to compete in their sports, because nothing says empowerment like a 6’4” linebacker in a women’s wrestling match.
• You fight for women, but want to allow anyone identifying as a woman into their private spaces.  Who needs locker room privacy when inclusivity’s on the line?
• You claim to be loving and accepting of everyone, unless they’re conservative, pro-life, have traditional values, or dare to sport a red hat.
• You repeat the same talking points over and over because Rachel Maddow said it, so it must be true.  Who needs original thoughts when you’ve got cable news gospel?
• You’re triggered by things most people can glaze over, like a coworker saying “Merry Christmas.” 
• You want peace, but are violent toward anyone who doesn’t think like you.  Nothing screams “harmony” like a good looting or violent protest.
• You think “capitalism” is the root of all evil, but you’re typing that rant from your $1,200 iPhone at a Starbucks.
• You’re all about saving the planet, yet your carbon footprint looks like Bigfoot’s after a cross-country road trip.
• You call for defunding the police, but dial 911 the second your Prius gets a scratch in the Whole Foods parking lot.
• You believe in free speech, but only if it agrees with your latest hashtag campaign.
• You’re obsessed with fact-checking everyone else, but treat AOC’s tweets like they’re carved in stone by Moses.
• You preach “my body, my choice” for abortions, but lose your mind if someone skips a vaccine booster.
• You call conservatives “science deniers,” but think biological sex is just a suggestion.
• You want to ban guns to save lives, but cheer when Hollywood pumps out another "shoot 'em up" video.
• You’re convinced elections are sacred unless your side loses, then it’s all “voter suppression” or manipulation.
• Your safe space comes with a soy latte.
• You couldn't find the humor in this post, felt offended and continued to read the entire list anyway.

Feel free to add to the list in the comments below!  Hope you all have a great day!

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America’s Divide: Demons or Derangement?

Is it just me, or have the last eight years deepened the divide between liberals and conservatives? It used to be that both parties wanted what was best for the country. At the end of the day, our goals aligned, we just disagreed on the path to get there. Now, we seem to have entirely different visions and radically different paths. One is rooted in destructive ideology, the other in the traditional values that made this country strong to begin with. On the surface it often feels like liberals thrive on hate.

No matter what happens or how much success this nation achieves, Democrats seem to find a reason to be angry and upset and work to spread that anger like a virus. As Trump said in his address last night, he could discover the cure for the most devastating disease, and Democrats still wouldn’t support it. They are incapable of celebrating anything he does. They’re perpetually angry and hateful when we should be rejoicing in positive change. This is what Americans voted for!

Even when Republicans disagreed with Obama, you didn’t see this level of disrespect or vitriol hate we see today. Can you imagine Republicans holding up paddles during a presidential address with slogans like “False,” “Save Medicaid,” “Protect Veterans,” or “Musk Steals”? Not only would that be rude and hateful, but it’s also baseless. Is this Trump Derangement Syndrome, or is it something deeper? I believe it’s demonic in nature and demons don’t leave without a fight.

Here is their REAL reason for the hate:

• The money laundering has stopped.
• Their plan for a new voter base has been deported.
• America will thrive again making us a force to reckon with.
• Creating victims and fostering a victim mentality has become modern-day slavery, chaining people to the system and the chains are being broken with forced accountability.
• Once America purges this lunacy, other nations will follow, dismantling even more money laundering schemes.
• He’s unleashing “liquid gold” with “drill, baby, drill” to make us energy independent.
• The kickbacks are being uncovered.
• And the biggest fear still looms: the release of the Epstein files, which will implicate many prominent figures and dismantle the massive human sex trade.

These are good things! Anyone who fights or speaks out is doing it for selfish reasons and not the will of the people. But remember, if you’re a demon bent on destroying life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, you’d want to destroy everything in your wake.

Let’s make free thinking great again! God, please deliver this country from evil.

Much love,
Lynn

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